21 8 / 2013

"People are always telling me I’m not like other girls."

—Miley Cyrus
Remember when Michael Jackson was like “I’m not like other guys”??? Yeah.

"People are always telling me I’m not like other girls."



—Miley Cyrus



Remember when Michael Jackson was like “I’m not like other guys”??? Yeah.

16 8 / 2013

"I am a God"

-Kanye West

And God said, let there be croissants, and it was so.

"I am a God"



-Kanye West



And God said, let there be croissants, and it was so.

15 8 / 2013

"I promise to give you the greatest album of this decade."

— Lady Gaga (talking about “Born This Way”)

Exclusive Bigger Than Jesus Update: She broke her promise :(

"I promise to give you the greatest album of this decade."



— Lady Gaga (talking about “Born This Way”)



Exclusive Bigger Than Jesus Update: She broke her promise :(

15 8 / 2013

"The 2nd verse of New Slaves is the best rap verse of all time….meaning … OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF RAP MUSIC, PERIOD”
 
—Kanye West
 
YOU CAN’T ARGUE WITH CAPS LOCK, PERIOD. 

"The 2nd verse of New Slaves is the best rap verse of all time….meaning … OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF RAP MUSIC, PERIOD”

 

—Kanye West

 

YOU CAN’T ARGUE WITH CAPS LOCK, PERIOD. 

17 5 / 2012

"I’m an ocean because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures."

— Christina Aguilera

The ocean also has 14 billion pounds of garbage dumped into it each year. 

"I’m an ocean because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures."


— Christina Aguilera


The ocean also has 14 billion pounds of garbage dumped into it each year. 


15 5 / 2012

"I am a thing of beauty."

— Frank Sinatra

But aren’t all god’s creature’s things of beauty? Just kidding, only famous people are.

"I am a thing of beauty."


— Frank Sinatra


But aren’t all god’s creature’s things of beauty? Just kidding, only famous people are.

09 5 / 2012

"I am the most well-known homosexual in the world."

— Elton John

What about Tom Cruise?

"I am the most well-known homosexual in the world."


— Elton John


What about Tom Cruise?


07 5 / 2012

"I’m gonna go down in history as being one of the best music men and businessmen in entertainment.  The people that I’m going to be greater than are Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Clive Davis."

— Diddy

I can’t help but notice he didn’t mention anything about his rapping in this quote about being awesome. 

"I’m gonna go down in history as being one of the best music men and businessmen in entertainment.  The people that I’m going to be greater than are Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Clive Davis."


— Diddy


I can’t help but notice he didn’t mention anything about his rapping in this quote about being awesome. 

04 5 / 2012

"Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock n’ roll, and if I may say so, I’m good at it.”

—Jon Bon Jovi

Remind me to avoid Bon Jovi concerts.

"Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock n’ roll, and if I may say so, I’m good at it.


—Jon Bon Jovi


Remind me to avoid Bon Jovi concerts.

03 5 / 2012

"I am the innovator. I am the originator. I am the emancipator. I am the architect of rock n’ roll!"

—Little Richard

This is the perfect follow-up to our previous post where Little Richard denies calling himself the architect of rock and roll. 

"I am the innovator. I am the originator. I am the emancipator. I am the architect of rock n’ roll!"


—Little Richard


This is the perfect follow-up to our previous post where Little Richard denies calling himself the architect of rock and roll.